hahhaha hay!
okay im back again. with more lame jokes(:
okay.
this is from my friend sitting beside me now(:
Q: what is bob the builder when he is retired?
A: just bob(: [he isnt the builder anymore! HAAHHAHA.]
okay. this is a story about a vampire bat. once, a vampire bat flew into a cave all covered in blood. all the other bats asked him : hey! where did you get the blood from? we want some too! so that vampire bat said : follow me.
the 100 over bats flew, they flew and flew until they reached a forest. they stopped, and that vampire bat said : okay, can you see that huge tree right there? all the other bats nodded. the bat said: because i didnt.
=.="
yay. another story.
once, 3 men were captured by cannibals.(people who eat people.) so. the leader of the cannibals said; i want you all to go into the forest and look for a type of fruit. then, bring 10 of those fruits back. so. the first man came back with 10 apples. the leader said: okay now, i want you to shove the apples up your butt and if you dont show any facial expression, i will not eat you. so the first men tried, in the end, he yelled after shoving 5 apples. then, the second man came back with blueberries. he did very well, but however, he stopped at the 9th blueberry.
guess why the man stopped at the 9th blueberry.
because. he laughed when he saw the third man coming back with 10 durians. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA.
okay lame(;
Q: what did sashimi A say to sashimi B?
A: WHATS UP B?(: [wasabi.] hahaha.
okay i ran out of jokes. hahaha.
enjoy laughing(;
i miss you all! alot! the other day (oh.yesterday) me and vaish were talking about camp((((:
and how she kicked me when i was sleeping. HAHAHHA.
OKAY.
bye!
#TRACY``
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